Mood:  lazy

I've been sittin' here, staring at my computer since like, yesterday and I think it's makin' me kinda kooky. If you know what I mean! Anyway, I just get this idea into my head: I JUST GOTTA GET A HOBBY THAT INVOLVES COLLECTING GOOEY AND SQUISHY STUFF!!!! Why, you ask? I dont know, to tell you the truth. But the point is, said hobby is, um, weird to the bone! So I thought about making a list about weird hobbies like that.

   1. collecting rocks that look like snack foods

   2. saving all of your band-aids and making them into a band-aid ball

   3. surfing with your school clothes on

   4. turtle rodeo-ing

   5. collecting abandoned beehives

   6. popping balloons with watermelon seeds

   7. building model ships that look like they're on fire

   8. collecting the tops from dead jellyfish

   9. cryptid-watching (cryptids are animals that seem to exist but there is no scientific proof - like bigfoot, la chupacabra, mothman, nessie)

   10. walking on stilts while throwing pinecones down chimneys

And stuff like that.