Friday, 20 March 2009 - 12:52 PM EDT

The dealer said, "Yo man, you should get this here Landlover minivan. It's not that expensive." says the car shop guy. You nod, and soon you are happily cruising along the smooth highway, listening to your favorite tunes. Suddenly, you hear an "oooo-weee-ooo" sound and feel your car being lifted up into the air. Then you make friends with the aliens that abducted you and move to Uranus."

 Would you believe that this happens to me EVERY TIME I go to buy a car.

Saturday, 28 March 2009 - 9:59 AM EDT

I got this:

"Yo man, get this here Speedster sports car. And since I like you so much, I'll give you half off." says the car shop guy. You buy the car, and take it for a test drive around the car shop parking lot. After about 10 circles around the parking lot, you reach a speed of 250 miles per second, and your engine catches on fire. Your car blows up and you are flung to the sun."
 

...this is what I call a car... loved it!

Saturday, 28 March 2009 - 3:48 PM EDT

"Yo man, you should get this here Rover pickup truck. I don't like ya much, so no discount, even though there's a sale." says the car shop guy. You frown, give him the cash, and speed off with your new car. Then, just as you are about to enter your driveway, a pack of rabid stray dogs attack your car, burst through the windshield, and rip you to bits.

"ouch!" Waaahhh......